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We've had this before. I should link to the entry, but instead, I'll copypaste.
Scary
"You will die soon."
"Your worst fears will come true."
"The real world is a lie and your nightmares are real."
"Beware of the second shadow."
"Gloves come in pairs."
"We are coming."
"Death will knock four times."
"The ground will eat you from beneath."
"If you see, run!"
"I see you."
"Water is patient. Water always waits. Water always wins."
"Are you my mummy?"
"Ignore letters from houses that haven't had people living in them for thirty plus years." - That's because of the story I'm writing.
And probably some one line creepypastas.
Funny
"The Fortune Cookie of Rassilon!"
"The Darkness is not the band."
"None of these cookies will have the Dharma numbers, so stop wasting food."
"There is not a zombie invasion planned. There is one for vampires, however."
"I am not the cousin of the Taco Bell packets!"
"Chocolate was out; all you get is plain. Mwahahahahaha!"
"Your leader is really a Slitheen."
"Your leader is really a mad Time Lord that trying to get over the fact that his best friend/enemy will never like him better than Earth."
"The waiter is stealing your credit card."
"I will tell your fortune, tomorrow."
"You got the prank cookie."
"42 is not the answer to the world's problems."
"Vampires don't sparkle!"
And I should do some good ones.
"The song is ending, but the story never ends."
"You will find your Prince or princess. They won't be perfect, but they will be perfect for you."
"To one, death is but the next great adventure."
We've had this before. I should link to the entry, but instead, I'll copypaste.
Scary
"You will die soon."
"Your worst fears will come true."
"The real world is a lie and your nightmares are real."
"Beware of the second shadow."
"Gloves come in pairs."
"We are coming."
"Death will knock four times."
"The ground will eat you from beneath."
"If you see, run!"
"I see you."
"Water is patient. Water always waits. Water always wins."
"Are you my mummy?"
"Ignore letters from houses that haven't had people living in them for thirty plus years." - That's because of the story I'm writing.
And probably some one line creepypastas.
Funny
"The Fortune Cookie of Rassilon!"
"The Darkness is not the band."
"None of these cookies will have the Dharma numbers, so stop wasting food."
"There is not a zombie invasion planned. There is one for vampires, however."
"I am not the cousin of the Taco Bell packets!"
"Chocolate was out; all you get is plain. Mwahahahahaha!"
"Your leader is really a Slitheen."
"Your leader is really a mad Time Lord that trying to get over the fact that his best friend/enemy will never like him better than Earth."
"The waiter is stealing your credit card."
"I will tell your fortune, tomorrow."
"You got the prank cookie."
"42 is not the answer to the world's problems."
"Vampires don't sparkle!"
And I should do some good ones.
"The song is ending, but the story never ends."
"You will find your Prince or princess. They won't be perfect, but they will be perfect for you."
"To one, death is but the next great adventure."
