Life and the bad turns

By Friday I won't have a computer.

By Saturday, I'll be at Grams. For the computer and the new show on BBC America.

By Sunday, I'll be scheming to save up for a laptop.

By Monday, I'll have applied for a job and probably won't get it.

By Tuesday, I'll be checking for jobs in my area. In five minutes, I'll realize there isn't any.

By Wednesday, I'll be screwed for the next year.

That sound good for you, universe. Find the best place to screw me over.