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"You will die soon."
"Your worst fears will come true."
"The real world is a lie and your nightmares are real."
"Beware of the second shadow."
"Gloves come in pairs."
"We are coming."
"Death will knock four times."
"The ground will eat you from beneath."
ETA: Adding more, because I feel like it.
"The Fortune Cookie of Rassilon!"
"The Darkness is not the band."
"None of these cookies will have the Dharma numbers, so stop wasting food."
"There is not a zombie invasion planned. There is one for vampires, however."
"I am not the cousin of the Taco Bell packets!"
"Chocolate was out; all you get is plain. Mwahahahahaha!"
"Your leader is really a Slitheen."
"Your leader is really a mad Time Lord that trying to get over the fact that his best friend/enemy will never like him better than Earth."
"The waiter is stealing your credit card."
"I will tell your fortune, tomorrow."
"You got the prank cookie."
"You will die soon."
"Your worst fears will come true."
"The real world is a lie and your nightmares are real."
"Beware of the second shadow."
"Gloves come in pairs."
"We are coming."
"Death will knock four times."
"The ground will eat you from beneath."
ETA: Adding more, because I feel like it.
"The Fortune Cookie of Rassilon!"
"The Darkness is not the band."
"None of these cookies will have the Dharma numbers, so stop wasting food."
"There is not a zombie invasion planned. There is one for vampires, however."
"I am not the cousin of the Taco Bell packets!"
"Chocolate was out; all you get is plain. Mwahahahahaha!"
"Your leader is really a Slitheen."
"Your leader is really a mad Time Lord that trying to get over the fact that his best friend/enemy will never like him better than Earth."
"The waiter is stealing your credit card."
"I will tell your fortune, tomorrow."
"You got the prank cookie."
